A few years back I started running regular SQL workshops in my
workplace. Teaching beginners the basics of querying databases with SQL,
as well as more advanced topics for the more advanced.
During one session we were discussing the issue of knowledge acquired
being quickly lost when people didn’t get the chance to regularly
practice what they’d learnt. One of the attendees suggested that I
should be assigning them homework.
I could see from the faces of everyone else present that the word
“homework” struck an unpleasant chord. Perhaps reminding them of school
days struggling to get boring bookwork done when they’d rather be at
relaxation or play.
Okay, so homework maybe wasn’t going to go down well, but I figured
everyone likes a good puzzle. So every Friday I started creating and
sharing a puzzle to be solved using SQL. This went on for the best part
of a year, then other things got in the way and gradually I stopped.
This is my invitation to you this T-SQL Tuesday. Write a blog post
combining puzzles and T-SQL. There’s quite a few ways you could approach
this, so hopefully no-one needs be left out for lack of ideas:
Present a puzzle to be solved in SQL and challenge your readers to solve it.
Or give us a puzzle or quiz about SQL or databases.
Show the SQL solution to a classic puzzle or game.
Provide a method for solving a classic sort of querying puzzle people face.
Show how newer features in SQL can be used to solve old puzzles in new ways.
Tell us about a time you solved a problem or overcame a technical challenge that was a real puzzle.
Or just make your own interpretation of “puzzle” and go for it!
There’s some great stuff out there already. Itzik Ben-Gan’s done a
bunch of them. There’s Kenneth Fisher’s crosswords. The SQL Server
Central questions of the day. Pinal Dave’s SQL Puzzles. And there’s a
few on my blog too if you take a look back:
Let’s puzzle together, trying to solve the challenges each other sets, and make it a real puzzle party!
Have you heard the phrase “Automate All the Things”? That seemed to
be the top buzz phrase of 2018 and means different things to different
Kicking off the T-SQL Tuesday season for 2019, I would like to ask,
what does “Automate All the Things” mean to you? Everyone’s environment
is different, everyone’s day-to-day looks different, everyone is a fan
of different technologies and everyone’s environment is of different
size. While I might want to automate checking of my backup success
across my 500 servers, you might want to automate how new servers are
provisioned. This can be a very broad topic, that could include a broad
range of technologies. You might choose one type of technology to
accomplish a task, where I might choose another.
So technically there are two tasks for this month:
What do you want to automate or what automation are you proud of completing?
I’ve been working with SQL Server and T-SQL a long time, and across many jobs, I think I’ve ended up using triggers in 0.01% of my tables or less. They can be a useful and helpful construct, but they can also be problematic and difficult, especially in the age of changing business models and rules.
Since I’ve found triggers to be both helpful and hurtful, I decided to ask you to write about an experience you’ve had with triggers. Either good or bad, but let me know this month what stands out in your mind.
Before modern online programming communities, finding good code samples or sharing your own code was challenging. Forums and email lists (if searchable) were good, but beyond that you had to rely on books, coworkers, and maybe a local meetup of like-minded individuals to help you work through your programming problems.
Today, accessing and using code from the internet is second nature – I almost always first look online to see if a good solution already exists. At the very least, searching blogs, GitHub, and StackOverflow for existing code is a great way to generate ideas.
For this month’s T-SQL Tuesday, I want you to write about code you’ve written that you would hate to live without.
Maybe you built a maintenance script to free up disk space, wrote a query to gather system stats for monitoring, or coded some PowerShell to clean up string data. Your work doesn’t need to be completely original either – maybe you’ve improved the code in some open source project to better solve the problem for your particular situation.
There’s probably someone out there in the world who is experiencing the same problem that you have already solved; let’s make their life a little easier by sharing.
And don’t worry if your code isn’t perfect – just explain how your solution works and if you are aware of any caveats. If it’s not an exact solution for someone else’s problem, at the very least it may help them generate some ideas.
As many of you know already, I decided to declare December 2012 as the month of the JOIN by writing the A Join A Day blog series. So, it should be quite obvious what this month T-SQL Tuesday is about. You guessed correctly — I would like you to join me in talking about joins. Now you might think “If Sebastian is writing 31 posts about JOINs already there is nothing left to write about.” But I can assure you that there is still plenty out there. In my series I am going to cover just the basics. For example, what is a cross join or an anti-semi-join? What is the difference between a hash and a merge join? There are many things I won’t be able to cover, for example how to write efficient join queries.
Your mission – should you accept – is to write about topics like the good and the bad patterns of joining you have seen out there or really anything else that comes to your mind when thinking about joins:
Have you had to deal with a slow monster join that you were able to conquer? Let us know how you did it.
Have you noticed a join pattern in use that is really not good for readability but you come across it time and time again? Tell us how to do it better.
Have you discovered a really cool way of using the APPLY command instead of a JOIN to force the execution engine to utilize the existing CPU resources more effectively? We would like to hear about it.
And if you have a topic that you always wanted to write about but that is only remotely related to joins, feel free to use it anyway and make sure to tell us why you think it is related to joins.
Hope to see you (or at least your post) next week at the party.
For a while, I was in an amateur pool league. No, not the one involving water and swimming, but where you try to sink balls into pockets. It was a lot of fun and is a challenge both for your motor skills as well as your strategy. I still shoot from time to time, as well as hang out with my old pool buddies.
One thing guys would get into is trick shots. Two and three rail bank shots, masse shots, or jumping the cue ball to hit the target. Most of these shots weren’t tournament legal, but they were fun to try and nice to impress the ladies. More than that, they were a tool to teach you the physics of your pool game. You could see how throw and English could affect your shot, or how balls would behave after impact.
Just like so many other things I do in my life, the trick shot lessons translate over to SQL Server. How many times have we built something neat or puzzled out a particular bit of logic that, while it may not have been particularly useful, taught us about how SQL Server behaves. This month’s T-SQL Tuesday is all about this and the assignment is two-fold:
Show us a cool trick or process you developed, maybe a DMV you used or some reporting logic you created. It doesn’t have to be useful, just something that you thought was pretty neat.
Tell us what you learned from this trick. Is it something about an oddity in SSRS? Maybe with the query processor? Whatever you did, tell us how it gave you insight in to how SQL Server works.
It doesn’t seem that long ago that having cool little tidbits of information about SQL Server made a huge difference in how effective you could be. Well, that’s still true, but let me give you an example.
SELECT name FROM sysobjects WHERE sysstat & 4 > 0
In the early days of SQL Server, this was the way to pull a list of the names of all the stored procedures in your database. The 4 bit in the sysstat column represented stored procedures. (1 represented user tables and 2 represented view, as I recall, so changing the WHERE clause to read WHERE sysstat & 7 > 0 returned all tables, views and stored procedures.)
As SQL Server has evolved, Microsoft has made it easier to query the metadata to determine what objects existed, adding columns that helped (like ‘Type’ in this case), catalog views, Dynamic Management Objects, etc.
So, the challenge for this month’s T-SQL Tuesday is: What T-SQL tricks do you use today to make your job easier? (Notice I didn’t say PowerShell – I have a bunch of those now, but this is T-SQL Tuesday, not PowerShell Tuesday.)
You are hereby invited to this month’s T-SQL Tuesday #024, which will take place on November 8, 2011.
So, all you T-SQL Bloggers out there, please join the blog party and write up something revolving around this month’s topic: Prox ‘n’ Funx (which is just a coo-ul way of referring to Procedures and Functions).
This topic covers a lot of ground, so there’s a myriad of possibilities in what you can write about. You could discuss a really cool stored procedure or function that you wrote. You could write about a Dynamic Management Function that you can’t live without… or perhaps write about some of the new functions that are coming in SQL2012. How about limitations or “gotchas” or performance issues in working with procedures and functions? And on and on and on…
Topic d’jour? JOINS (I’m in a fundamentals mood lately). Note that I also like creative and esoteric posts, so if you can find a way to apply SQL as a metaphorical language for community activity, I’ll read it and enjoy it. If you just want to tell me in a simple fashion the difference between a HASH and MERGE join, I’m cool with that, too.